Saturday, July 16, 2011

i love u

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? It’s bugging me.

In the Newspaper the next day: ‘A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.’ The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks were not working
but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt
her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it
meant he would die.....

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